"How sweet!" (Edward Cullen Lemon Oneshot)

                  










“Hey Skittles! The game’s on!” Emmett boomed from downstairs…well he techniqually said it in a quiet tone but to my newly acquired sensitive hearing, it was like booming to me. I ran down and nearly collided into Edward “Watch where you’re going.” He said in his irresistibly sultry voice. "Shut up, fluffly." I said mockingly, knowing that the name fluffly always annoyd him. His eyes flashed, and I growled, which he returned, and brushed by him annoyed. He’s such a pain in the ass. I sat on the couch next to Rosalie who was my actual sister before all this vampire voodoo came in. Yep, I’m a vampire.


Jealous, much!?! Lol, jk. Yea, it was pure coincidence that we sit here now together. After she had disappeared, I went to look for her, only to be turned into a creature of the night. I came to Forks because; okay don’t laugh because it is pretty ironic, because I’m afraid of the dark. So I googled which place in America had the least amount of sunshine, so I could stay out during the day as much as I could,  and moved there, when I ran into Rosalie! Family reunited! YAY but sometimes BOOO! Rose could be a bitch….and ya I’m not much better. I shot up and screamed when the Giants scored. I turned around and smiled smugly at Emmett “Oh yea suck on that Emmett!”



He rolled his eyes and I heard “
Gemma Li!” I giggled sheepishly “Sorry Mom!” Emmett grinned and I stuck my tongue out at him and said in a mocking tone “At least I can still kick your butt at arm wrestling.” He frowned and I laughed, plopping down on his lap. I look over to Rosalie and comment “Ya know I would feel bad that you have to put up with him but then I think and feel bad that he has to put up with you!” I heard Alice laugh and both Rosalie and Emmett huff unhappily (hahaha oh well... they'll live... sadly... jkjk).


I rose up and she said, flashing a credit card, “Wanna go shopping?” I grin happily “YES!” Edward enters the room and says “Yes why don’t you go bug someone else.” I frown “Why do you always have to be a party pooper, fluffly?” He looks at me as if I was mere scum and turns around. That hurt. Not wanting to let him see that, I huffed and stomped out the door, loud enough to make noise, yet soft enough not to break the floorboards. I get to my sweet ass Bentley and hop in, motioning for Alice to come in; Alice shakes her head and motions to the Volvo. I groan and slump in my seat “But that’s Edward’s car.” She rolled her eyes, and I begrudgingly got into the car.


 

                    I watched as Gemma left. I hated making her angry but if I didn’t; she’d completely ignore me. And I rather her hate me than have her act as if I do not exist. I sat on the couch and Rosalie glared at me “What?” I asked; my glare matching her malevolent glower. “Why are you such an ass to Skittles?” Skittles. Her nickname because of her obsession with the sticky colorful candy. She still ate them even though vampires were supposed to only be drawn to blood, claimed that skittles still tasted good to her. It was funny, though. She had a great sense of humor. One of the many things I loved about her. “So?” Emmett asked, his usual cheerful demeanor gone



“Why do you do that to her?” I turned away “She just bothers me, that’s all.” And I walked out the room. “Is that honestly why you treat her like that Edward?” Jasper asked, because he too looked at Gemma as his little sister. She was immature and vulnerable in a way that made everyone around her want to protect her. That was one of the things that made her so appealing to me. I shook my head and told Jasper the true reason. He nodded his head and said “Why don’t you just tell her the true reason? What’s the worst she could do?” “Reject me.” I muttered, so low that even he could barely hear it. “But then you know and can move on.” He then used his ‘gift’ and calmed down my sudden wave of sadness. I glared at him and said “Get out.” He knew I didn’t mean it, but he got out.
 


 



                   I entered my room and put my bags on my desk; plopping down on my bed. Even though I didn’t sleep; I loved laying on my bed while listening to music. I heard the door open and I sniffed the air “Go away Edward!” I said turning away from the door. He closed the door and approached me “Gemma.” He said, causing me to sigh. Why the hell did he not call me Skittles? Everyone did. “What Edward?” I growled irritably. I heard a small disappointed sigh “Can we go for a walk and talk?” (Lol that rhymed!  Suck on that Kate (my sis)! I’m an f***ing poet now!) I nodded and jumped out my window, which in turn he did as well. As soon as we got about 50 miles away I turned to him “What do you want to talk about?” “This.” He responding simply as his lips came crashing down on mine. I stood there shocked but when I realized he was kissing me; kissed back fiercely.



But before it got heated he pulled away and studied my reaction, which was very confused. He chuckled as I asked "Why did you kiss me? I thought you hated me." He shook his head, and gave me a lopsided grin "I only did that so you would notice me. When I wasn't mean to you, you acted as I didn't exist." I looked at him incredulously and asked "You treated me like crap, so I would notice you?" He nodded, and I grinned as happy as a kid in a candy shop. "How sweet." I responded and kissed him passionately. He kissed back fervidly, and lustfully pushed me to the ground. I found myself escatic when I realized we didn't have to break to breath.



Eagerly, we tore off each other's clothing, happy for once to be who we were. Edward broke the kiss and stared at me; with a predatory look in his eyes. I smirked and said "Someone likes to be dominant." He grinned; but that lustful look never left his eyes. His heated eyes turned me on and suddenly I flipped him over, and thrust my tongue into his mouth. He let out a moan, and eager to make more of this absolutely delectable sounds escape his throat, began making butterfly kisses down his neck. I got to his nipple and flicked my tongue across it, making him groan with pleasure. I got down to his manhood, and started pumping up and down with my hand very slowly.


He starting groaning with anticapation, and upon hearing that, licked the tip quickly. He growled and said in a strained tone "Gemma! Don't tease me." I grinned and nibbled the tip again quickly "Beg." I demanded, and knowing Edward's stubborness, didn't expect anything. So you can imagine my surprise when he starting begging. So I smiled in satisfaction and said "Good boy." before engolfing his entire length. He moaned and threw his head back in total ectasy, causing me to start bobbing my head up and down; sending tremor after tremor of pleasure up his spine. Suddenly he came and I swallowed it all, sliding back up to meet a pair of topaz eyes. I smirked and said in a sultry tone "You like that?" He grinned and flipped me over, so that he was on top "Very much. But now it's my turn."


My eyes widened, and I let out a moan as his mouth enclosed around my nipple. "Oh Edward." I moaned as he switched breasts; roughing messaging the other. He started to moving downward, and before I knew what was happening, I felt him roughly shove his tongue into me. I let out a loud moan, full of ectasy, and begin thrusting my hips up, in order for his probing tongue to go deeper within me. Suddenly I felt something like a bubble explode within me, sending me in a fury of pure bliss. I came in Edward's mouth, and as soon as he swallowed, thrusted into me. I threw my head back, which in turn gave him access to my neck, which he greedily accepted. Then Edward came across a spot on my neck that made me moan even more. He began sucking, biting, and kssing, causing me to gasp in pleasure.


As he played with my breasts, I realized, I wanted.... no needed him to go faster and harder. Him, being the mindreader he was, starting pounding into me as hard as he could. I let out a scream, and thrusted my hips up to meet his. He let out a loud moan, and together we came. He pulled out and gathered me in his arms, cradling me close in his arms. I looked up at Edward- my now lover- and said "I love you, fluffly." He looked at me and his eyes widened, but seeing my big childlike eyes staring back at him lovingly, softened his surprised look and cradled me closer "I love you too, Skittles."





Meanwhile at a human's house in Forks.......



A teen huffed and stomped out the door "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT NOISE COMING FROM!" She screamed and her mother shrugged "Must be mating season for the animals." "EWW MOM YOU'RE SO GROSS!" The teen screamed, stomping back up to her room, as her mother silently giggled (maybe she knows sumtin!!! OHHH STALKER!!! hahahaha buh bye!!!).